I have a fear of sharks, a very real deep fear of sharks. Now before anybody tells me the stats…I KNOW!

1. Way more sharks get murdered by humans then humans get killed by sharks.
That IS terrible. I do NOT promote killing sharks. I have never killed a shark, nor do I want to. The only time I would attack one is if I somehow found  myself in a fist fight with one. I wouldn’t even eat a shark (for fear that other sharks could sense it and come after me). Not because I have a fear of sharks that it means I want them to die. They have the ocean, I have land. I happily succumb to that deal. I will leave them be as long as they let me be. If one rings my doorbell, then I can not promise violence will not ensue

2. Sharks have no interest in humans as food, they think were seals or something.
Who the fuck cares what the intent was. If I’m getting eaten by a shark I’m pretty sure I wont be thinking “I’m cool with this, because he thinks I’m a seal”. And who is the person reading their minds anyways. Maybe they do like humans as food. Maybe they aren’t picky and they just take what they can get. I don’t care! I am 100% anti getting eaten by a shark. INTENT IS IRRELEVANT!!!

3. Getting attacked by a shark is like super rare.
So? You know what else is rare, LIKING IT! Or even surviving it. Frequency, just like intent, is irrelevant

So to Audrey, no we aren’t going on a cruise. Ever.
It’s super expensive, I really don’t want to, MOTION SICKNESS, and most importantly I made a deal with sharks to stay out of their territory.